I am currently having a chat with Trina from Itsgoodtobecrazysometimes.
We agree that we should be rich, stay home, and just blog. I know, good idea, right?? I rekon this might make some of you want to do the same, but I think there cannot be too many professional exclusively entertaining bloggers! So if you want to join in, go ahead, express yourself in the comment box, and we’ll include you in our brainstorm meetings (I haven’t really discussed that with Trina, but I am sure she’ll agree)
We’ve come up with a few ideas already, but I thought checking The Internets couldn’t hurt.
We’ve put “robbing a bank” on the back burner. Too much trouble, and though Trina is a lot of fun to hang around with, I really don’t want to play in Orange is the New Black. I suggested one of those pyramid schemes where sub-bloggers would pay us, and find their own sub-sub-bloggers… But there was way to much convincing-people time involved.
I am working on winning the lotery, but so far, it hasn’t been lucrative enough to assure both of us a very comfortable near future…
So here’s when Google became handy. I checked out trouble-less ways to make a lot of cash, preferably really quick!
Here are a few ideas I found.
Some women sell their virginity for big bucks. Next! I’ve lost that before knowing I could make money off selling it. But I promise, Trina, if I find it back, I’ll put it on Ebay! Then we can have a good laugh watching people bidding dime after dime!
I found out you can also sell your sperm…. Yeah… No! I’m not going through the trouble of finding a way to produce sperm. It’s going to cut on my blogging schedule, and that’s kind of the opposite of our plan.
Some people get paid to cry. They are hired to go to funerals, and mourn strangers. That I could do, but I haven’t heard about this kind of service here in Canada. If I have to travel to cry for money, I’d have to be a dang good cryer to make the exercise profitable. So, well, I guess that’s a no. Plus, it is a bit depressing.
I’ve seen some girls in Japan, who eat for a living. Well, I know we all do, but I mean, people pay them by the hour (I am guessing) to watch them eat. I don’t know if you have to be a creative eater to make it big in this business. Or eat a lot? Or play hard to make eat? Hmmm… I have a bird’s appetite, so maybe I could find a “snack for you” niche?
The Internets also told me I could turn Freja into a pet model. I have three words for you: Teeth and claws! No…
Selling used underwear tempted me. I read that some panties sold for over 150$ in Japan!! That would cut on my washing costs, and make sure I always have brand new underwear in my drawer… I like that. But it is a lot of organisation…. We’ll see.
How about you? Any idea how we could get rich fast and easy?