I have a weird working brain, but at least it is working (most of the time… at least to keep my heart pumping and my lungs running their CO2 business).
I know I am not the only one… lots of people don’t use their brains according to the manual. I strongly believe that us people shouldn’t be put in charge of countries. Ok, I know, my American friends… You probably would trade your current president for me anyday, but I can assure you it’d be a very short relief!
Yup, my people shouldn’t be granted power! Can you imagine what I’d do if I ran Canada? I sure can… I’d probably start by renaming it Denmark II, firing Elisabeth and self-proclaiming me Cyranny, Queen of Denmark II.
Do you really want that to happen?
Well, it seems that some countries are open to weirdness. I think that it is nice not to discriminate people just because they process thoughts a little differently. But it is dangerous.
I’ve gathered a few laws from around the world, that have obviously been made up by someone like me! You probably won’t be surprised to know that my first idea was to plan a trip to break all those laws! One by one! If you want to join in, I’ll take reservations in the comment box.
All of the following I have found on The Internets. It is possible that they are not totally acurate. But you know what? I don’t care!
Unplug your brains, here we go!
In UK, it is forbidden to die in the parliament. If you get caught doing so, you could be arrested. – For some reason, I think I’ll keep this one for the end.
In Thailand, people are not allowed to leave their homes without underwear. – If I go there, I’ll try going out with my panties in my hands…. The law says people have to have underwear, not wear them!
In California, people aren’t allowed to shoot guns from their cars. Except if they are shooting at a whale! – I hope they’re not thinking what I’m thinking… That would not be very nice.
In Maryland, people are not allowed to maltreat oisters. – I think we shouldn’t mistreat any kind of living creature… But please, oh! please… If anyone knows… How the dang can someone mistreat an oister??
In Minessota, it is forbidden to excite a skunk. – whuuut?? Excite a skunk? How??? Why????? Has anyone gone to the police station to complain about a neighbour who excited skunks all the time?
In Tennessee, you can’t go lasso-fishing. – Am I the only one who thinks they just wanted to save people time, here??
In Texas (Biff, yes you, Biff Sock Pow!! Pay attention, this could save you from a couple of years in jail) people are not allowed to drink more than three sips of beer while standing up. – At least, after a couple of drinks, people tend to prefer the sitting position… while their memory of laws and their abilities to count drop drastically.
In South Carolina, you can’t bring your horse in a hostel, except if it is wearing pants. – OMG! Need I say that I really want to try that one?? I don’t care how complicated it would be to make that horse wear pants… I just want to look the desk clerk man in the eyes and say “But sir, it’s wearing pants!!!”
I could go on and on and on… and I might if you enjoy these delicious wastes of power too… We’ll see.