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On the Odd Chance – Notthedane56

    I proposed a relationship to her One that met our carnal needs one that imagined our naked bodies rubbing together One that told us that we only needed each other, none other that we could experience the whole, no strings attached all stops pulled out the whole banana One that possessed us one…… Continue reading On the Odd Chance – Notthedane56

A to Z Challenge · Blogging · challenge · funny · Me myself and I

P like pube… A to Z Challenge

  I am not disdainful. It is a feeling I very rarely feel. I think three of the only things that make me gag, are Blood vessels and everything that has to do with the vascular system (I’m ok with blood, as long as it is not my own!) Aquamation. One word: Yuck!! I will…… Continue reading P like pube… A to Z Challenge

Blogging · Canada · funny · Montreal · Second chance · Thoughts

Frette!

Previously posted on February 15th 2016. Winter is coming our way again, and I thought I’d share again this little guide about Canadian cold. You never know when you might win a plane ticket for Montréal, and need to know a little more about how to gauge Winter Québec-style!  😉  I hope you’ll enjoy it…… Continue reading Frette!

As seen on tv · Blogging · Daily Prompt · funny · Me myself and I · Thoughts

I am a super hero!

Previously published June 20th – Re-posted for Today’s Daily Prompt: Egg     Yes I am. Just not the type that goes around wearing a tight bodysuit, and fighting vilains after work (I would, but quite frankly, I don’t have enough free time to blog and fight vilains, so… your pick!). Why the sudden revelation,…… Continue reading I am a super hero!

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Ooh Cookies! – Notthedane56

  She squealed with delight, as if Santa Claus had brought her a blow-up Elvis again this year! It was a darn shame that her ex-boyfriend was the jealous type, stabbing him with his pointy wit, watching as he sailed out of the window to points unknown! “Another night alone”, she thought, and wondered how…… Continue reading Ooh Cookies! – Notthedane56

Blogging · French · funny · Me myself and I · Montreal

Where’s my bikini??

The last couple of days, I’ve been wearing my official Autumn coat. Not quite as warm as my Winter coat, but definately more comfortable than my late Summer one…  Mother Nature has decided to pull the plug on all the nice weather we were allowed, in September and October. No more sun, no more warmth.…… Continue reading Where’s my bikini??

Blogging · Me myself and I

I don’t do selfies… (3)

Now guess why I don’t… And why I don’t have any Instagram account! (not true though, I have an Instagram account. I just don’t have any pictures in it…) (not true again. There are 8 pictures. 4 from Denmark, 3 that I used for my After Eight Moments, and 1 of Miss Freja… No ugly…… Continue reading I don’t do selfies… (3)

Blogging · Fiction · Notthedane56 · Prose · short

Not In The Mood – Notthedane56

  She was not in the mood for me not being in the mood “Moody, you are” she exclaimed “Am I just at your beck and call whenever, wherever?” I replied, which made her a bit on the moody side, not being in the same way that I was moody, I tried, to start this…… Continue reading Not In The Mood – Notthedane56