What better time to get the clipper out, and shave my furry beast, right? Chilliest time of year, and just before visiting grand-ma and her own two furballs!
Let’s just say I am a cruel mom! But rest assured… I got scratched and hissed at my fair deal, and I gave Freja a good reason to be grumpy! She can thank me later.
Just wait until she finds out there’s a round 2 for the belly part… That should be epic!
In case I wouldn’t make it alive, or loose one or both hands in the process, I’d just like to wish you all a very merry Holiday season (except Ben, may you have the bitterest Christmas ever, Ben!) and tell you that it’s been quite an adventure, and I really enjoyed my experience as a wannabe blogger!
Why would you shave your (and be proud off me for not making the obvious crude joke) cat?
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Thank you very much for your gentlemanness, Giant! Note that I didn’t even use said crude joke in my title, just to get dirty men’s attention 😛
I have to shave Miss Freja from time to time, because her wool-like fur gets very tangled when she sheds… And being the sweet Tazmanian devil that she is, I never managed to get her used to be combed properly.
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Poor kitty
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I’ll forward your sympathy to the beast 🙂
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Get nice and close to her and let her have playful swipe 😂
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yeah, nahhh I’ll pass on that… She already took a couple of swings at me, with all claws out (of course) and I think I’ll let the scratches heal before I give her another free round!
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You’re braver than I. You realize she’s gonna pay you back at some point. Pooping on your bed or killing you in your sleep, something like that. I’m convinced cats could take over the world if they really wanted to. 😃
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I agree… and I think they are doing it, taking control of one human at a time…
But I as long as I can keep the food bag out of her reach, I know she’ll spare my life! Unless my bf betrays me, and joins the dark side of the Force!
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Hahaha! They are definitely Dark Siders, aren’t they? 😃😃
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Indeed! The Dark Side needed a cute factor to lure people in… Power just isn’t as cool as it used to be! I for one, would never join to be powerfull… But if they have kittens…. 😛
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Power is overrated, and fleeting. These fools think the reign will last forever. When in reality, it always ends with them being despised and in a box. Humans never seem to learn. But, like you said, if there’s kittens….. 🤔
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I work really hard not to succumb to the “Puss in Boots” looks thrown at me! 😛 So far so good… LOL
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The struggle is real, right? 😃😃
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It is, indeed. Whenever I feel like giving in, I wear my Yoda shirt… Helps me a lot!
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Survive, you must. 😃
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And that intend I to do! (btw, I just got back from the movie theater… The Last Jedi rulezzzzz!!!!!)
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Can’t wait. I think we’re going this weekend. 😃👍🏻
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I feel with your cat, Cyranny. Have you tried this glove, as you can use to cuddle her with? It has like a kind brush in one side. All my animals love, when I use it and with 3, it is necessary.
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I thought about it, but the “dents” in the glove wouldn’t go deep enough into her fur… But you’re making me think that I could try to make her comfortable with the combing that way, and then maybe switch with more appropriate combs…
I’ll let you know how that goes 🙂 xx
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There are so many new solutions in the market, as we haven’t had before, so one of them might be working.
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I will keep looking for “the” trick for her 🙂 She makes a cute shaved cat though… I do a good job, I think 🙂
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Hmmm, looks a bit weird. . .and who is this Ben?
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Yes, she looks a bit weird for now, but it is work in progress 😛
You don’t know Bitter Ben? I totally recommend his blog bensbitterblog.com Lots of (bitter) humor 🙂
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I’ll check it out☺️
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Tell him I sent you if you visit him… I am training to be one of his minions, and I hope to get my picture framed as “minion of the month” someday LOL
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Checked out his list of 41 things to be bitter about. Millions of responses! Very funny.
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And don’t be fooled… (I know you’re wittier than that) he professes to be cold and bitter, but Ben’s a perfect gent 😉
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He’s a humorist, and I love them
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Gotta love Ben…. although you should expect eye rolling 😛 Mouahahahahahh
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He made a lot of good points and popular, according to his huge number of responses
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