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WP, sometimes you’re a tease!

  That message is hanging there, in between 2 posts in my Readers thread. Either WP just wants me to die of curiosity… Obviously knowing me pretty well when it comes to being curious, or I just don’t get it. I refuse to think that this is absurd because of my lack of WP knowledge.…… Continue reading WP, sometimes you’re a tease!

Blogging · Canada · funny · Valkyrie stuff

If it fits, I sits!

  In order to persue her Valkyrie training, Freja is practicing her hiding skills… The smaller the box, the bigger the challenge… Some people would just take this as an online overdose of cuteness, but I can see the fierce will to learn all the soul collector’s ways in her eyes….      

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Mice vs Elephants…

  Everybody knows that elephants are afraid of mice… It has been proven to be true (more or so) by the very famous MythBusters! People seem to be surprised that such a big animal would be scared of such a tiny little thing… And yet nobody seems surprised when a grown man jumps and shrieks…… Continue reading Mice vs Elephants…

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International Day of the Day…

Bikini day!! Yes, yes… I know, exciting uh?!? And this is one International Day I couldn’t post about without proper preparation… so here are  14 fun facts about your favorite swimwear, with some of my thoughts on the side…  Enjoy!   When the first bikini was introduced in 1946, it was marketed as a two-piece…… Continue reading International Day of the Day…

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How cute am I?

This morning, chéri didn’t feel like having breakfast… I insisted, saying that I’d cook for him. Not that it is special for me to cook, but I had a surprise for him. Oh come on! Who wouldn’t want to have a kitty made out of eggs and bacon, right? Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend started…… Continue reading How cute am I?

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Follow the guide…

When they start selling tickets, I want a guided tour of your mind! Maybe they could arrange khaki-Jeep rides, Jeeps with army camouflage paint. With handle bars and powerful spotlights on the rooftop for the dark corners of your thoughts. There could be night tours, to hunt your most secret dreams around, and peek at…… Continue reading Follow the guide…

Canada · fun facts · funny · Just stories · Thoughts · Valkyrie stuff

Shaving my pussy…

That should get some reads, wouldn’t you say? There’s nothing like a nicely shaved pussy to get the crowd’s attention. I have been a little lazy the past weeks, winter has been harsh you know? And I wasn’t carefull about grooming, so things kind of got out of hands… I thought about going to a…… Continue reading Shaving my pussy…

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Millionaire’s Club…

“The Millionaire Matchmaker”… It sometimes ends up playing in the background as I do something else in the living room. For those not familiar with the not so intellectual tv show, the host arranges mixer parties for poor millionaires who are lacking a better half. During the mixer, the millionaires choose 2 people they want…… Continue reading Millionaire’s Club…

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Beefy International Day of the Day!

Roll the drums… Today is a very special International Day of the Day! International Jerky day!! Yay! Beef jerky does the job for me… It is the perfect snack! Meaty, salty, making doctors crazy, therefore making me feel like I am risking my life with every bite I dare to take! It fills my belly,…… Continue reading Beefy International Day of the Day!

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Birthdayz…

“Why would you settle for only one birthday per year?” he asked me once… I had never given it a thought, I must admit. I know a lot of people who would rather not having Birthdayz, and never aging. That’s ridiculous. Aging will happen whether we want it or not. And by that, I obviously…… Continue reading Birthdayz…