I have super powers, it seems.
Well, I might be exagerating a bit here. I have a super power, according to some people; I can collect their wandering thoughts, and it has been brought to my attention a number of times.
It comes as no surprise, because I hung out with my own Professor Xavier, and he read my mind more times than I can recall. My guess is that he induced me the telepathic gift as some sort of inheritage.
A movement has started to spread on Word Press. After the big success of the blockbuster “Signs”, (*coughing*) many people are aware that the only way to stop a mind reader, is to wear a proper tin foil hat!
You don’t believe me? Here are satisfied customers….
My power is growing by the day… I just want to be fair and warn you all! And I encourage you, no… I dare you to make your own protective hat, take a selfie and send it to me!
I’d really like to add a few faces to my post!
And remember… In the meanwhile, I’m scanning the air! Who knows when I’ll finally channel you! Mouhahahahahahahaahah *evil laugh*