Do I come as a sex addict to you?
I didn’t think so, but I’ve been wrong more than once, in my life… And recently, my spam folder has been flooded with pornographic websites suggestions. I don’t usually get all that much spam, so I don’t check my folder very regularly (read ”almost never”).
So you can imagine my surprise, when I clicked and found out I had about sixty naughty invitations pending. The comments all looked the same, but each had their little something ”special”, I thought I’d share a couple with you.
Note that I erased the website adresses. If you want any of them… Well good luck Googling, mouhahahahahhaha!
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Here, I had the feeling that the person who typed the message was more excited about his website than I could ever be! Evr herd abotu oto-correk, my freind?
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Wow, there’s a lot going on here, don’t you agree? Pissing porn? (no need to draw a picture, thank you very much) Russian grannies? Government bailout porn? I might be narrow minded, but that sounds booooooring to me… I might be wrong though. It could be an acquired taste….
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This one caught my eye too… Is it just me or shouldn’t 7th grade porn be somewhat illegal?? Nevermind, it is the crocodile (well, I’m guessing that’s what was meant here) review porn. What the dang is that?? Oh, and I’m sure I’m not the only one a little curious about the drunk stripper porn. I think I’d have a good giggle watching that…
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Ohhh I see what you did there!! Trying to lure me with Denmark, uh?? Nice try, Russian robot, nice try!!
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I have a pretty good idea of what is meant, here, but I really don’t think that calling it ”prostate porn” will get you tons of clicks! But hey, what do I know?
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Someone got a little too excited here, again.
I also got various offers for viagra. If you need a discount code to get blue pills to fully enjoy your nonk porn, leave me a message and I’ll see what I can do for you!
But it’s not all about sex, and you’ll be glad to see that I have my very own spell-caster stalker now… This person really insists on helping me with any problem I might be experiencing during lockdown.
I do all kinds of spiritual work, Which includes: Lovespell,
Loss weights and lot more… Dm me now via Email if you have any difficulty in life I am here to help you get you heal with my ancestral powers. I cast trusted spells like money spells, wealth spells, everlasting marriage wealth, real tender winning spell, fast promotion spell casting, new business spells, top job hunting spells, most powerful gambling spells. You can call or WhatsApp me today.
I was tempted to try the lovespell. The thought of Mads Mikkelsen being madsly in love with me was luring. But it wouldn’t be fair to Chéri, so I changed my mind. Also, I don’t think that it would be the best time for that kind of change in my life, given that flights are not allowed from nor to Denmark. It would be a real torture to have to wait for a vaccine until Mads and I could finally be happy together…
I guess my gifted stalker read my mind, and I got the following:
Hello greetings again. I’m A gift spell-caster. i do all kind of spell work and herbs, I write to inform you that I can cure any type of sickness you may have ::
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This miraculous plant. Whoever that wants more information or how to obtain it can do so by contacting ME ON WHATSAPP ME Dr Ole Va Email, I am at your service to clarify all your doubts and any information you wish
Hey!! I could use a number 3!! (by the way, I love that he listed his spells as if we were ordering a fastfood meal) I wonder why I never heard of this person before… If he’s that gifted, there must be tons of people magically protected from covid-19. Then again, his services are probably quite expensive, it’s not so often that you come across someone with such powers!
I’ll still think about it for a while, for some reason I have my doubts. But if I ever disappear from the Bloggosphere, you’ll know what that means…
A number 3 with a number 9 on the side, please!!