As seen on tv · Canada · funny · Just stories · Me myself and I

How cute am I?

This morning, chéri didn’t feel like having breakfast… I insisted, saying that I’d cook for him. Not that it is special for me to cook, but I had a surprise for him. Oh come on! Who wouldn’t want to have a kitty made out of eggs and bacon, right? Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend started…… Continue reading How cute am I?

Denmark · Dreams · Fiction · funny · Just stories · Thoughts

Follow the guide…

When they start selling tickets, I want a guided tour of your mind! Maybe they could arrange khaki-Jeep rides, Jeeps with army camouflage paint. With handle bars and powerful spotlights on the rooftop for the dark corners of your thoughts. There could be night tours, to hunt your most secret dreams around, and peek at…… Continue reading Follow the guide…

Africa · Kamsar · Me myself and I · Thoughts · Travel

Kamsar, random tales…The hen that wasn’t

  Kamsar existed because of and for the local bauxite processing plant, CBG. It was the home of the numerous expats picked throughout the world to work for CBG, and a few priviledged locals. Our lives revolved around the company, depending on it for all and anything… We didn’t have any live tv chanel, no…… Continue reading Kamsar, random tales…The hen that wasn’t

As seen on tv · Canada · Mads Mikkelsen · Me myself and I · Thoughts

Priorities

Yesterday night, our Sharp Aquos tv suddenly died. Be reassured, it didn’t suffer the least bit, it didn’t even blink, it just went from working perfectly to not working at all in the blink of an eye… When chéri came back from work, we attempted reanimation maneuvers, following the good words of other Sharp Aquos…… Continue reading Priorities

Canada · Me myself and I · Thoughts

Dumb and dumber…

A cold night of February… The sun has set a while ago already. Around 5 O’clock, and everything is dark in town. I like that, I like winter nights, the shadows on snow, the crisp air… I might say that just because I have a date tonight. Not a romantic date, not officially. Tonight I…… Continue reading Dumb and dumber…

Fiction · Just stories · Thoughts

If you read this…

He was at the train station, with a bag holding just the necessary for a quick trip over, and the ticket in his hand. When his messages had gone unanswered, he had first thought about a misunderstanding of some sort… He had re-read all their latest conversations and exchanges, to spot what he could have…… Continue reading If you read this…

Dreams · Fiction · Just stories · Thoughts

If eyes could lie…

Look me in the eyes… She had longed to say those words for years… Not to him, but just in general. In movies, that simple sentence was the prelude for the most intimate and sincere confidences. As if eyes were a warrant of truth in its purest form. As if eyes told things as they…… Continue reading If eyes could lie…

Canada · Me myself and I · Thoughts · Valkyrie stuff

Honey, there’s a wasp in the bathroom!

You’ll take care of it this afternoon, right? Sure! Yeah… Of course, I will! The bathroom being the place where the toilet, the bathtub and most of Freja’s stuff are, access to the bathroom is pretty much essential… So I guess that I can forget about the “let’s just close the door and wait for…… Continue reading Honey, there’s a wasp in the bathroom!

Canada · Denmark · Fiction · Just stories · Me myself and I · Thoughts · Travel

Follow me!

Some people say I am hard to follow. That is not true! If you look at the bottom of your screen, you’ll see a rectangle with the word “follow” written in it… Just click on it, and you’ll instantly be following me. See?? Not hard at all! Let me just go to the bathroom for…… Continue reading Follow me!

Canada · Denmark · Fiction · funny · Just stories · Thoughts

Capharnaüm…

They almost all sat at the table… Silence filled the room as they were getting accustomed to each other’s presences, after all that time wondering how it would be to finally meet. A- Where is 1? 2- She’s sleeping, we’ve kept telling you that the three of us can’t be seen together, there’s always one…… Continue reading Capharnaüm…