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My Doubts – Notthedane56

  She said it didn’t matter whether I lived or died, My existence to her, only was a matter of course, a trifle a non-entity Her indifference to me filled the room filled her life her cup overflowing, But why did she take her power drill and screw my shoes to the floor, while I…… Continue reading My Doubts – Notthedane56

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My crazy brains…

Today, I suddenly realized I had a weird connection to erasers. Ok, I already can hear eyes rolling! Come on, this is not the first bizarre thing I tell you Lovelies about myself! Aren’t you used to it yet? First of all, for as long as I remember, there is only one brand of eraser…… Continue reading My crazy brains…

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Christmas spirit – #1MinFiction

  Watching the hordes of people walking in and out of the mall from afar, she considered throwing her gift list away and running out of the country… “Why don’t they just allow people to carry a baseball bat?” she wondered… Christmas spirit my a**!   This is my second attempt at Monday’s One-minute Fiction prompt, hosted…… Continue reading Christmas spirit – #1MinFiction

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Some days…

  It had been quite some time since I last put one of those funny quotes…. I am at work at the moment (aww come on! Pick up your jaw!) and I was quickly scrolling on The Internets, waiting to be totally wowed. And I got served when I got to this one. I LOL…… Continue reading Some days…

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Go for a Ride? – Notthedane56

  She gestured to me “Wouldn’t you like to go for a ride?” In back of her was a large balloon, “No way”, I said. “That is just thin material, not very strong filled with hot air, rising up  to heights better left to the birds, looking down on everything and everyone, not much use…… Continue reading Go for a Ride? – Notthedane56

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Under the Table – Notthedane56

  She kicked me hard enough to get my attention, while we made pleasant conversation about the violence that affected our society….       This short story is the work of Notthedane56. You can find a lot more of his poetry, fiction and humor on his main site Everything in and around Denmark and on his…… Continue reading Under the Table – Notthedane56

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Holy spam!

This weekend, I’m doing the 5am shift… Need I say more? I don’t like that shift, I’ve said it many, many many many times. But this time of year, it sucks even more, because the sun just won’t rise, and I get weirdly jealous that it gets three whole hours of nighttime more than me!…… Continue reading Holy spam!

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A watched pot…

Never boils! Everyone knows that! Or does it? Of course it will boil eventually, but I wondered if there was any chance that it would take more time to get water to boil if I watched it? Useless, absurd and stupid? Count me in! I thought about putting two pots on the stove at the…… Continue reading A watched pot…