A beautiful late February morning… Sun shining bright, temperature finally above freezing point, pedestrians wearing their best early spring smile on the street… Sipping on her latté, it seemed like the perfect morning…
-Shit!
-What girl? Did you forget something home?
-No… I’ll call you back, I just stepped in shit!
This is my attempt at Monday’s One-minute Fiction prompt, hosted by Lovely Curses. This week, the inspiration was the above picture. Feel free to join in by clicking on the link above!
Haha 😂 A good laugh for Monday. When we were littl kids and that happened in winter, my brothers called it ‘Poo-skating.’ Funny stuff. Have a wonderful week 🙂
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Hehehehe Poo-skating… I like that! Well, you know, not experiencing it but…
A lovely week to you to, Mandy 🙂 xx
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And to you 🙂
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Well, shit happens. 😃
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Sure does… it’s one of Murphy’s favorite things! Hehehe
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Yeah, that Murphy dude is kind of a jackwagon. 😃
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French roots alert! Define “jackwagon” please… hehe
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Just another word for a jerk. 😃
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Ha! I had the feeling it was something like it, but I just wasn’t sure… I agree! But he always manages to get himself in the picture!
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Yep. Just like our current “leader”, most jerks do.
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LOL
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Reblogged this on Dream Big, Dream Often.
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Ha, ha, that’s funny! Thank you for the chuckle!
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gross out, nice start back … 🙂
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Hahaha! This reads like an opening scene to a romantic comedy. Like, as soon as she turns around, she’s going to walk smack into her leading man, step on his toes and smear shit all over his brand new $150 shoes!
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Too cute! Didn’t expect that!
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