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My brother gave me syphilis…

« My brother gave me syphilis! » I love saying that phrase out loud. In crowds. The more people around me, and the nosier their ears are (nosy ears, that’s funny), the better. I love the looks and frowns it provokes. I love the barely hidden disgust on people’s faces at the thought of such open incest…… Continue reading My brother gave me syphilis…

Just stories · Thoughts

Don’t be cruel…

The Elvis song… It could have been playing, or not. – Remember that time you threw yourself at me, screaming that I was being cruel to you? I do… But to my defense, I was not sober. Not that it excuses harsh words being spoken, but sometimes, it makes things feel more intense… You had…… Continue reading Don’t be cruel…

Just stories

My glass house (part 6)

The days following the apparition of the green light, Him and I spent more and more time together… I made sure not to go knocking at his door unless the light was on, inviting me to do so. I couldn’t say for sure, because I never caught Him in action, but I was pretty sure…… Continue reading My glass house (part 6)

Canada · Just stories · Thoughts

Cat-crazy Lady…

Not to be confused with the Crazy cat-Lady… You know, the Simpsons’ classic character throwing cats at people shouting shenanigans. The Cat-crazy Lady would never do that, she’d keep all those kittens for herself! She likes everything that’s furry, has claws and purrs. Likes? No loooooves, more like. She likes the other furry things but…… Continue reading Cat-crazy Lady…

Denmark · Just stories · Learning Danish · Mads Mikkelsen

MPDFF – Update

The committee of My Personal Danish Film Festival has met today to work on the programming. A new category of movies has been added, in order to give a little break to the non-Danish audience. Effectively, the second edition will present a selection of Danish films shot in English. The committee still working on Mr.…… Continue reading MPDFF – Update

Just stories · Me myself and I

Claws VS opposable thumbs…

I don’t eat like normal people do. I mean, the process is pretty much the same, with the putting non-poisonous stuff in my mouth, and chewing it before swallowing. But my stomach is another story…  I might talk about it in another post, but for now, let’s just say that it just won’t allow me…… Continue reading Claws VS opposable thumbs…

Denmark · Just stories

A night out in København…

Back from a long day at work… I throw my bags on the living room’s armchair and head to the kitchen to heat myself a small bowl of hot, slow cooked chili in the microwave. Yeah, sometimes, I’m lazy like that. I eat my loot without any rush, catching up with some correspondence that cannot…… Continue reading A night out in København…

Canada · Denmark · Just stories

Super Mega Storm…

People have been freaking out the last couple of days in my part of the world… About the weather that is. It will be the snowstorm of the century! … the weather channel lady must have said, but I wouldn’t know since I have decided not to watch tv anymore, unless chéri watches it, or…… Continue reading Super Mega Storm…

Denmark · Just stories

Him Almighty…

From now on, you shall be three! He had spoken, there was nothing to be done about it. He was feared by all, and not without reason… He had super powers nobody could fight against, you see? And his power over his world was almost complete. At first, he had discovered he could create things……… Continue reading Him Almighty…

Just stories

The world is not a friendly place.

Children molesting… Corruption… Rape… Murder… War… Poverty… Everyone suffers… I close my eyes on it all. And flee from it all. And go hiding where life doesn’t hurt. Why don’t you come with me? We don’t have to go chasing unicorns, or become half human half exotic birds, or seek lands that don’t exist… We…… Continue reading The world is not a friendly place.