Ohhhhh I know somebody, whose interest just skyrocketed!
Women in bikinis… It is that time of year again. Well, not for me, but everybody should be happy about that! And Momma said the forbidden words…
And she started it with this: Click here! Click here! Click here! Click here!
Now, I just couldn’t let this pass by. I jumped on the Internet to find my “fight-back” picture.
Key words: “Ugly bikini” Result: Babes in bikinis…. Dang!
Key words: “Bikini fail” Result: Babes in bikinis…. Dang dang!
Key words: “Bikini nightmare” Result: Babes in bikinis…. Dang dang dang!
Key words: “Men-like ugly nightmare fail no-no-no-no, my eyes are bleeding, help me, call 911, no shave, showing too much, shouldn’t be wearing this, WTF? bikini (that should do it…. right?) Result: Dang babes in dang bikinis…. DANG!
I felt defeated already.
But I am not the kind to give up so easily! So I changed my strategy. Today being my American friends’ National holiday, I decided to celebrate 4th of July with two things I don’t like… Matching clothes, and swimwear!
Not quite a bikini, but I think I should get extra points for the nipple tape!
And if you want more bikinis… you can always give my previous bikini post a look, here.