Not to be confused with the Crazy cat-Lady… You know, the Simpsons’ classic character throwing cats at people shouting shenanigans. The Cat-crazy Lady would never do that, she’d keep all those kittens for herself!

She likes everything that’s furry, has claws and purrs. Likes? No loooooves, more like. She likes the other furry things but felines are her true passion. And horses, and Egypt… But those don’t bring out the “awwws” in her just as much.

If she could, she’d have a great piece of land, in the countryside, with a little house, ancient style. And there would be a cat napping on the side of every window, enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun. She’d have tamed cheetahs, lions and tigers in her backyard. Free to play around and rest in the shades of the centenary trees.

If she could, she’d have a unicorn too, but some dreams you just have to make your peace with. I’m pretty sure she would settle for a few wild horses. She’d have to make sure to feed the great felines in time though…

The Cat-crazy Lady lives just next door… But sometimes I’m not sure. Every time I walk in front of her building, all the lights are off. Maybe she already has her countryside house, and spends all her time there? Maybe that’s why there always seems to be a light on in the apartment next to hers, to keep the balance? Or is that because a sleepless Lady lives there? A lot of unanswered questions…

She is a good friend of mine. It is funny, because even if we are incredibly different, sometimes when we discuss, we disagree over the same arguments. We look like the typical YouTube cat seeing itself in a mirror, hissing and trying to claw out the reflection-cat’s eyes out of their sockets!  It never ends into a real cat-fight, but maybe we should try that… Men seem to like seeing women doing that!

I’m lucky, knowing the Cat-crazy Lady… I am…