OK, after yesterday’s international hugging day, we’re getting serious here. It is;

International Answer your cat’s questions day!

I really should have warned you sooner… There must be at least one family on the planet that has picked this exact day to adopt a dog.

How wrong. Now what if someone, from that family, was to read this post. And realize they don’t have a cat, and start wondering if they just should have picked a cat, and answered its questions today? And start doubting the dog’s adoption was a good idea altogether, not knowing when is Answer your dog’s questions day… And if they do have questions to ask, and if not, if it means they are  planin dumb or just sneaky… What if they were spies?… Dogs can be trained to do so many circus tricks, or helping-handicapped-people stuff… Why not spies that never ask questions…

But the dog would already have a name, and a chip under its skin. I don’t want to push the spy theory too much, but I just want to point out that ALL my cats made it just fine without any bit of technology inserted in them… Mics? Måske… And, after all, the children would already love the dog, and all the doggy accessories would have been bought, and the bill thrown to the garbage… Anyway, the pet store doesn’t take new-doggy stuff back.

So starting today, because of me, there just might be someone, somewhere, staring at the new dog, as it is eating in perfect obliviousness. What if?

Sorry!