What are you talking about? Don’t we all ask questions of our pets? My day normally starts with a few questions to the dog.
Most mornings it’s fairly mundane. “How’d you sleep?”, “Can I interest you in breakfast?”, “Holy shit, isn’t it cold this morning?”, that sort of thing …. but sometimes it’s “What do you really think about the future of capitalism?” or “if something is forgotten by everyone does it cease to have happened?” or “if I dyed my hair green would people find me more interesting?”
So I think your quickie should be ….
If your pet could answer your questions what do you think it would say?
Cyranny's Cove 
To my 5 month old puppy Juneau – WHY are you such a pill? Can I ask the same question 3 times?
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To the dog
Can I wash your ball?
Please can I wash your ball?
Its really stinky let me wash your smelly ball?
To the cats
Why are you are an arsehole?
Seriously why are you being an arsehole?
Jesus Christ, why are you an arsehole?
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To my horse: Are you finding the training work hard? Does this work make you anxious? Do you know you are a talented star at the work we are doing?
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What are you talking about? Don’t we all ask questions of our pets? My day normally starts with a few questions to the dog.
Most mornings it’s fairly mundane. “How’d you sleep?”, “Can I interest you in breakfast?”, “Holy shit, isn’t it cold this morning?”, that sort of thing …. but sometimes it’s “What do you really think about the future of capitalism?” or “if something is forgotten by everyone does it cease to have happened?” or “if I dyed my hair green would people find me more interesting?”
So I think your quickie should be ….
If your pet could answer your questions what do you think it would say?
Personally, I don’t really want to know.
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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Why do you eat your poop?
What does your nyla bone taste like?
How is it that your always hungry?
Lol! 😀
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Who (if anyone) owned you before you showed up at my house?
Why did you leave him/her?
How did you lose your voice?
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