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This is the future…

 

Opening jars always ends up in drama, everybody knows that.

You plan dinner. Everything seems peaceful in the house, the cat is sleeping on the couch, you feel just great about your life in general… You’re humming your favorite tune, stirring that smelly slow cooking spaghetti sauce when things go wrong!

You need to open a jar.

Your hands get sweaty, you feel stress taking over. How will you get through this one? You just know nothing will do. Not the hitting-the-lid-with-a-knife technique, nor the letting-hot-water-run-on-the-lid one. Your significant other is still at work, but you know even his large, strong, handy paws would be useless just now.

You feel alone and cornered…

Is taking your own life really the only option left??

Not anymore!! Someone decided to sit down and consider this plague on humanity at last! No, I am not kidding you! You can put down your hand gun, and still consider having dinner after all! What a relief, I know…

Just get out that credit card in your wallet, and pick up the phone! Or even better; browse the Internets and order your own, one and only, life saving Robotwist!

No more worries…

 

You are welcome!

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