Life’s a bitch. LOL!
Seriously, for everything that has happened thorughout most of my life… I wouldn’t want to scare the hell out of the 10-year-old me at all.
There is no point buying that new bike you”ve been saving for – people will steal it, or steal the wheels and leave the frame. You dream of having a Vespa – forget it – definitely will be stolen.
I wouldn’t tell him anything at all. That would be cheating.
It’s a bit like Hunter S Thompson wondering whether or not to warn his colleague about the bats at the beginning of ‘Fear and Loathing’ …..What would be the point? He’ll find out for himself soon enough.
Life’s a bitch. LOL!
Seriously, for everything that has happened thorughout most of my life… I wouldn’t want to scare the hell out of the 10-year-old me at all.
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LOL that would be quite a rough start in life, indeed! Mouahhahahahahaha
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No kidding, right?
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😉
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There is no point buying that new bike you”ve been saving for – people will steal it, or steal the wheels and leave the frame. You dream of having a Vespa – forget it – definitely will be stolen.
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Oh my… yup, I see no use in breaking 10 years old you’s dreams so early! Is bicycle and mopped stealing this usual in UK?
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Politicians will always do what’s best for their constituents. “Public Servants” My ass! 😡
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Yeah… LOL (sorry) Let 10 years old you find that out when he grows up! He probably wouldn’t understand, anyway!
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Wouldn’t take long to figure it out. Assholes. 😏
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That Santa is a hoax. 😉
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You are never going to get a horse.
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Life sucks, then you die….family joke.
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I wouldn’t tell him anything at all. That would be cheating.
It’s a bit like Hunter S Thompson wondering whether or not to warn his colleague about the bats at the beginning of ‘Fear and Loathing’ …..What would be the point? He’ll find out for himself soon enough.
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That must sound a bit meaningless to anyone who hasn’t read it, of course. Sorry.
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Don’t bother having dreams,
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