This morning, Chéri was scrolling through his Twitter news, when he handed me his tablet. The picture showing was just absurd, as was its title (something like ”Paris reveals its artistic Christmas tree”)
– No way! This clearly was photoshopped!
I had to investigate the weird sex toy tree… And to my absolute surprise, the picture was real. It is not this year’s Christmas tree though. The news dated back to 2014, but still.
Paris, what happened?
You sure gave a new meaning to tree erection.