Now, don’t be fooled. I am not encouraging a peeping movement, in The Cove! I have nothing against ”kinky”, but I am certainly not showing you mine! LOL You’ll have to be satisfied with my Footsies’ selfies, and if you need to see more skin, I can show you the way to other blogs that might please you! Mouhahahaha
No, I just thought I’d try a little game with you, Lovelies.
I know for a fact that I am not the only one who spends time on YouTube regularly, and like me, you most probably have found funny or odd videos while surfing around.
So why not share these little gems?
For this first try, let’s search The Internets for the weirdest, funniest country songs! You have to admit, that’s not too hard a challenge, because a lot of them cowboys seem to have written their songs after sipping on a little too much moonshine, and longing for their Mrs, under the stars…
I cracked up when I found the following tune. The music’s not bad at all, but the sexy tractor caught my attention. I mean, I know that we all have our own definition of ”sexy”, but I never thought it could apply to a tractor!
I appologize for making fun of this, if any of you ladies get shiny eyes at the sight of a fine John Deer. I still find it funny!
Over by the gate, yonder here she comes
With a basket full of chicken
And a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
I open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Look at her face, she ain’t a foolin’ me
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m chuggin’ along
She likes the way it’s pulling
While it’s tillin’ up the land
She’s even kinda crazy ’bout my farmers tan
She’s the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
Take it to the barn, put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft, sit and talk with the radio on
She says she’s got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m chuggin’ along
She likes the way it’s pulling
While it’s tillin’ up the land
She’s even kinda crazy ’bout my farmers tan
She’s the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
But if it runs like a deer, man her eyes light up
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m chuggin’ along
She likes the way it’s pulling
While it’s tillin’ up the land
She’s even kinda crazy about my farmers tan
She’s the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
My nomination has to be this old classic by Toby Keith – “I Wanna Talk About Me”
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Mouahahahaha excellent pick, Lynn! First time I hear it, and it really fits the challenge 🙂
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Oh wow! Now that’s poetry!! How could a woman want to leave such a wordsmith?? 😉 Great pick! Thank you for sharing!
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Nothing says sexy like white shoes, a salmon colored leisure suit, and tall hair. *swoons*
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Why am I not surprised that you’d agree to show me yours, Rob? 😛 My… I must admit that this salmon suit is to die for… *sigh*
Thank you for sharing this!! xx
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haha! Yes, I’m into sharing mine. 😉 I *knew* you’d love that leisure suit. 😉
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I think it is safe to say that if you are hoping to get your clothes ripped off your back at the end of your date, choosing this outfit will make your dreams come true LOL
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It’s almost the same suit that Cousin Eddie wore in those vacation films, right down to the white shoes.
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I’ll have to trust you on this one! I never saw that movie 😛
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I couldn’t resist this challenge. LOL!
http://beckiesmentalmess.blog/2019/07/22/show-me-yours/
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And oh my…. Did you nail it!! LOL That was epic! Thank you for participating, Beckie 🙂 xx
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You are most welcome! 😉 I enjoyed this too! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next. LOL! xoxo!
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I have none to offer but OMG that sexy tractor song is brilliant!!!! Cant stop laughing (sorry to the ladies and gents who love a good old tractor….) 🙋♀️🐝
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I wish someone had filmed me when I first watched the video…. The absurdity of a tractor fetish just gave me the heartiest laugh!
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Okie… No really funny… definately not country… possibly odd, depending on who’s watching it. BUT, you chose to treat me with three minutes and a half with someone on my freebie list… So, unless anyone posts a video of Mads singing, you WIN!! LOL
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Whoo hoo it was as close to country as I come
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”I piss where I want to, and I fish where I swim!” LOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOL LOL LOL Cheryl, what a gem!! Like mine, the music’s not bad at all, but woa! The lyrics!!!! And two thumbs up for the pickup truck drifting 🙂 🙂 🙂 Thank you so much for sharing! xx
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This one 😀
Hahahahahaha!
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Hahahahaha yes, it was Beckie’s pick too, and I had quite a laugh watching the video 🙂 Thank you for participating, Carol Anne! xx
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Lol 😂
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This is a hilarious challenge! Thanks so much for the tears of laughter in my eyes, y’all! -Rebecca
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Mouahahahahaa well, our job is done, here 🙂 I’ll try to think about something good for the next ”Show me yours” 😛
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I know you will!
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We lived in Texas for 10 years. Our favorite country band was the Austin Lounge Lizards. Their video is low budget enough to be in its own category. I’m posting the lyrics, because the audio is on par with the video quality. Hee hee. Enjoy! -Rebecca
AUSTIN LOUNGE LIZARDS
The Other Shore Lyrics
As we reach the twilight hours of our fleeting earthly time
And know we will not see the sun tomorrow
We may think with deep regret of all the things we leave behind
But oh, my friends, do not give in to sorrow
On the other shore, on the other shore
We will reunite with all the things we ever owned before
Our single socks will all be to their rightful pairs restored
We’ll meet all our possessions on the other shore
As we near those golden sidewalks floating on the clouds above
Assuming heaven is our destination
We may glance behind for one last look at everything we love
But truly there’s no call for reservations
On the other shore, on the other shore
We’ll have piles and piles of jeans we can’t fit into anymore
We’ll wear all those crazy cowboy shirts we got from Fred Labor
We’ll meet all our possessions on the other shore
We’ll find books we bought in college and sold for half-price unread
And sacks and sacks of earring backs lost under someone’s bed
And baseball cards and army men and model planes galore
And every tiny plastic high-heel Barbie ever wore
On the other shore, on the other shore
We’ll have giant storage units free of charge for evermore
Where our tax receipts will all be saved in bags upon the floor
We’ll meet all our possessions
On the other shore, on the other shore
We’ll find National Geographic from 1974
Our children’s art will cover God’s refrigerator door
We’ll meet all our possessions on the other shore
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Oh I love it Rebecca! Are all their songs humorous? I really like the mix between the harmonies and the funny lyrics 🙂 Thank you for sharing!! xx
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98% of their songs are funny. My partner’s favorite is “Momma Don’t Want Any Above Ground Nuclear Testing Around Here.” We don’t care what Momma won’t allow. Booooom! Complete silence. -R
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