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Flash News! We’re a hoax too!

Cyranny

Dear Lovelies…

I think The Internets are trying to change the world we used to know. I am not sure yet… I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but this is getting weirder and weirder.

First, this past Monday, I learned that Australia didn’t exist. I mean, if the World Wide Web told me that Pitcairn Island didn’t exist, or maybe a remote small town in Northern Canada, I might have bought it without much doubting, but Autralia???

The thing that confused me was that the news came from Momma from “A Momma’s View”. I trust Momma, and she was supposed to be in Australia. Her very serious-looking post, All Fake explains how this has been a hoax all these years.

No Australia.

No Aussie friends.

No koala.

No Kangaroo.

I.was.disappointed.

 

Now… Tonight, I was chatting with Sonofabeach96 when I felt I had to make a research for Mother Nature’s phone number and adress. (no, don’t ask why… It’s a long story) I opened my browser, found our Canadian phone directory website, and did a research with the name “Nature”. I didn’t put any first name, doubting she’d be listed under “Mother”…

Here’s what I got:

no nature in Canada

You don’t see it?

no nature in Canada2

 

There is no nature to be found in Canada! Now, if that’s not a fraud, I wonder what is!?!

So don’t plan your vacation here, if you are hoping to climb a mountain, go rafting, or just hicking in the great Canadian forests! Don’t expect to see bears, or daisies, or pretty rocks. I am not even sure if we have clouds hanging in the sky!!

I am sorry.

 

 

 

 

41 thoughts on “Flash News! We’re a hoax too!”

      10. I’d be curious to see the stats, movie-wise… Americans used to really be the world saviors! But for some reason, I have doubts we should rely on the US if something planet-threatening happened nowadays! LOL

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      14. LOOOOOOOL ok… now I am alone in the office, listening to Uptown Funk, laughing out loud picturing the papers flying around and the little hands wiggling above the messy orange hairdo!

        My life really isn’t that bad!! 😛

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      17. I suspect that if anything planet-threatening occurs we might actually be BLAMING the US. Still, this is just an opinion expressed from the safety of a non-existent nation.

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  3. then is there a Niagara Falls? If there is no Canada and no nature in Canada then how can the Falls even exist???? and what about Canadian geese? are they real? I mean I see them flying overhead and I hear them honking before I can even see them, but….am I hallucinating? I need a nap. this is just too much to handle.

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    1. I think Niagara Falls exist… but just thanks to the fact that it is on the US border! Canadian geese are most obviously not Canadian, and I say we should call them Viking geese from now on! Just because it is cool! I hope you’ll get through the initial shock! I’m barely coping!!

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    1. Well……. (taking time to think) That is just brilliant! There just might be nature under the big coat of snow!! “They” (The Internets) just wouldn’t have found it when I made my research!! I have to make sure to make another research when the snow melts!

      BUT… If the browser still can’t find nature in Canada by then, I’ll call the cops!!

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  7. wait just a darned second. I know denmark exists cause my Dad told me he was there during WWII, so pffffffffft! on anyone saying it isn’t. now, as for all the rest of the continents and countries…they are all fake.

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    1. Thank you for restoring my faith in Denmark… I should believe in it just based on the fact that I’ve been there myself thrice, but since I lived in Canada for 35 years believing in its nature (which obvioulsy doesn’t exist!) any reassuring thought is welcome 😉

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