Technology is great. Without advancing technology, The Internets wouldn’t exist, and I wouldn’t be here, talking about this. What? you might wonder… I’m getting there.
So yeah, a thumb up for technology in general, but it has its down sides too. One of them being the systematic digitalization (is that even a word??) of things. I understand why we do it, but there are a few things we could keep the good old way, or so, I think.
I had a painful episode when I first traveled to Denmark for the first time, in May 2016. I was holding my brand new passport, issued just a couple of weeks before my trip, going through Copenhagen’s customs…
I was getting dangerously close to the final exit, and about to be loose in Denmark (Yay!!), but my passport was still unstamped. I felt cheated. How would I prove to my friends and family that I had really gone to Vikingland if my colorful stamps weren’t there to speak for it??
I was looking right and left, trying to find a custom agent who could make things right again, but couldn’t spot one. Suddenly, I came across the counter every other traveler would avoid at all costs. You know that final counter where suspicious people get searched for illegal belongings, and asked all kind of questions when they were just about to enter the country? That counter everyone makes great efforts not to establish eye contact with…
I walked straight to it.
It took quite some time before a custom agent walked to talk to me. I understand that in general, people are probably escorted to them, not coming willingly! I could see the dismay in the woman’s eye, who almost pointed to the “Do you have something to declare?” sign, giving me one last chance to escape security.
I lay my passport on the counter, opened it, and showed the lack of stamping.
Don’t worry, we don’t stamp passports anymore, in Copenhagen, miss!
I was stunned. Whut?? I had flown from Canada, frozen my butt in Iceland, and Denmark would deny me the pleasure of a simple stamp?? I insisted. (I really did, how stupid must one be, to argue with a custom agent, right??) I told her I had dreamt of visiting Denmark, and that I was really looking forward to getting my Copenhagen stamp, and if she would, please (please please pleaaaaase) find someone who could just stamp my dang passport, I’d be the happiest girl walking the Earth.
I am sorry miss (looking more perplex than sorry) we don’t even have stamps anymore!
Then she gave me a “now get going, or I’ll your bag and I will find something suspicious!” look, and I left, stampless…
*Sigh*
I mean, come on! I know that they can see all the traveling I’ve done on their computers when they scan my passport… But it is not such a big deal to keep a stamp nearby! And even after three visits, I still have no stamp, meaning this custom lady wasn’t just trying to get rid of me. Denmark just doesn’t stamp passports anymore… Ugh!
Iceland does, though!! And to this day, I only have Icelandic stamps in my now less-new traveling booklet. Which got me thinking… If I keep going to Denmark on a regular basis, I wonder how many more trips it’ll take me to be pulled aside of the line in Iceland, to explain my many and only Icelandic stamps!
Last time I went through Keflavik’s airport, I checked the clerk’s look when he examined my collection… I noticed a pause, but there was no weird look at me.
Not yet…
Just checked mine–I have Madrid, Keflavik, the US, and Southhampton. You’ll have to go to the craft store and make your own stamps. Then you can say you’ve been anywhere you want!
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LOOOOOOL why didn’t I think about it before!!! Thanks for the tip, it is brilliant (although I have a feeling the custom people will think the same… but hey! Spending time in a Danish prison doesn’t seem all that bad :P)
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just stamp an expired passport!
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Mouahahahahaha see? That’s what brainstorming is for!!! Now I just might end up with my perfectly legal passport, and my Danish stamp, with its little hearts and øs and æs 🙂
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Lots of flugenhammer cake! (Sorry, I don’t know what that is–I made it up…)
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I hear it hits right in the hips 😛 mouahahahahaha I love made up words, I have a whole collection of them (I usually blame my French roots when I use them :P)
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fluggenhammer cake….dense, sweet cake made with tiny little hammers and lots of molasses and coffee grounds. Used typically as a weapon for a trebuchet in re-encatment exercizes. Danish in origin!
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I KNEW I’d heard of it before! Saw it at a medieval castle in Ermagerd whilst on holidays overseas.
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LOOOOOOOL your knowledge will forever blind me, and leave me in perfect awe, Suze!!
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That wasn’t as horrific a story as I’d imagined, but still. No stamp? That kinda blows. 😃
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Hehehe my only disappointment in Dk. Could have been worst 😛
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Hahaha! Well, nothing is perfect, right? 😃
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Thank God… perfection would be annoying!!
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How boring, no? 😉
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Everything and everyone needs at least an endearing flaw 🙂
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Oh, I have lots of those…flaws that is….and I’m not sure how endearing they are. 😏
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I have quite a collection myself! Maybe we could sit down someday, compare them and even exchange some… A little like hockey cards, or marbles?? 😛
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Hahaha. I’m sure my wife would love me to trade some of mine off. 😃😃
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She better be careful, at least she’s used to them, the trade might not be to her advantage 😛
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That’s a fair point. Though she’s a Virgo, so I’m certain she would’ve already analyzed that possibility. 😃
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Mouahahahaha quick transaction, just mentionning she’s getting rid of the butt scratching… and next thing she knows, she’s stuck with whinning 😛
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Hahaha! Wait a minute! Are you accusing me of being a butt scratcher?!? 😳
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I’d never dare…. just thought it was a funny trade 🙂 Mouahahahahaha
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Mmmm hmmm. 😏
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You’re doubting me?? You… are doubting… me?? *said in front of the mirror, with a very passive agressive tone*
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Of course not! Absolutely not. Not in a million.
Did I go too far? Feels like I went a little too far. 😃
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oh, i have mexico, Guatemala, Israel, Egypt and Ukraine in mine……now I need more!
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Let’s forget flags and go for stamps from now on!! No! Let’s do both! I’ll quit my job for the sake of stamps & flags 😛
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I understand your traveling sadness totally. It happens everytime we travel across Europe and move from one country to another. Only the entry and exit gets stamped.
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It is too bad some countries don’t do it anymore… It was a nice weightless memorabilia to hang on to 🙂 Time passes, and things change, I guess! Thank you for your comment, Megha 🙂
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My pleasure.
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I only have one stamp in my passport and that’s for the US. Only place I’ve ever been that stamps passports everywhere else not so much
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Yeah, it is less and less common. Quite a shame if you ask me. Not as if it was time consuming LOL
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It’s would be cost prohibitive, this way they don’t have to pay for stamps and ink pads
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Yeah I guess so!
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Cheap Bastards. I want a stamp
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Maybe if we offered to bring the ink…. 😛
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Also the word you wanted was digitisation
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Thanks for the correction! 🙂
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is that really a word? I mean, I know it looks like a word…but seriously? how does one say it? digi-tis-a-tion? dig it is a tion? or dig it, is a tie one on?
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Yes it is a real word
Digitisation
Digi tie Staion is how its pronounced
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they still use stamps in Israel…pretty little things..and egypt’s has the sphynx on its stamp…and a hologram of something or other. some dude. Ukraine they just scribble in the passport in cyrillic so no one really knows what it says.
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Do you have them in your passport? I’d love to see that 🙂
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yep….now I have to figure out a way to get them on here………camera/ not working……phone? no connector cord…….copier doesn’t. dang it!
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You’ll find a way…. if I… *drumroll* DARE you!!
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I’m with you! I used to love the stamp collection. But now I just waltz in and our stampless. But….The UK still stamps you in. The whole “not permitted to work” it the biggest part of that stamp.
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Hahahahaha Shouldn’t governments be delighted that visitors would want to work for their country? 😛
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not the UK They have always been like that and now after Brexit even more so!
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Yeah… most 1rst world countries are like that. Too bad for them, we’ll just visit them to have a good time, and they can do all the labor by themselves 😉 hihihih
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