Hmmmmm… well. You are wearing a ring and I respect that… And I like you too much to cut you into pieces with my favorite chainsaw… So I’ll probably just run my fairy fingers on your Giant eye brows until you wake up again 😛
You wouldn’t think so if you knew about my massaging talents…. And you won’t know about my prime intentions unless you hide the ring in your back pocket 😛 LOL
Scene: Both beautiful young people at the bar cease flirting and gape at the sight of an old woman tottering into the bar. She is wearing a spangled micro-mini skirt with a scrub top and bright red high heels…she had overdone the makeup with six inch long false eyelashes, one of which has attached itself to the side of her face. She is oblivious.
“Hello, Lovelies! shove on over and give a girl a seat why dontcha!” “Bartender, gimme a virgin Mary, except make it with Tanqueray Gin!”
well, I have to say it has been wonderful…Bartender! Another round for my friends! So anyone up for a snogfest? Isn’t that what you children call them nowadays?
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL just Googled “snogfest” and snorted some of my Pinot Noir out of nose… I don’t see that happening with your and Colin’s rings on your fingers. I know, I know I slipped once with you, your hubby, Notthedane and his wife, but that was just curiosity 😛
*walks up to the bar*
Hey there. Can I buy you a drink?
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Sure… I’d sure enjoy a glass of Pinot Noir 😉
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*thinks: pretty sure that’s wine*
*calls bartender* eh… Some kind of wine please
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LOL it is red wine… *flipping hair… because chicks sitting at the bar always do it*
How has your day been so far, good Sir?
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*laughs as you over flip your hair and fall off your chair, then helps you up*
It’s been ok. Slept a few hours. How about you?
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*struggles to sit steady on her stool*
Pretty good, no toddler to keep me up all night, but kitty woke me up around 5…
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Ah yes the kitty. My two do that all the time. Really drives me mad.
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Cheers to them! What are you doing in such a trashy bar, if you have two kitties and a toddler? 😛
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The cats can fend for themselves and the baby is at the childminders.
So I came for the ambiance.
What about you?
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Uh… I enjoy the peanuts. Bars don’t offer peanuts bowls anymore… But I sure am glad this one does 🙂
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Ah, I’m not a fan of nuts and I won’t tell you the fact I know about them. Don’t want you to be sick.
Damn I suck at this flirting thing
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Are we talking about immune systems here? I wouldn’d give up just yet… I’ve already had a coulple of drinks 😛
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You don’t want to know trust me.
Ah so cheap date then?😜
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LOL Yes. I am…. Cheap, but not worthless 😉
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Good to know 😝
And I’d never think. That
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Oh yeah… I prefer a hot dog over a fancy over priced meal. As long as the discussion is worth it…. if not. I don’t care for either meals 😛
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Damn that’s awesome. I’m the same. Can’t be bothered with fancy crap. Give me a burger or a hotdog and I’m good
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Let’s focus on the booze, and forget the food 😛
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Why Miss Cyranny, are you trying to get me drunk?
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Yes
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And what are you planning on doing with me when I’m drunk?
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Hmmmmm… well. You are wearing a ring and I respect that… And I like you too much to cut you into pieces with my favorite chainsaw… So I’ll probably just run my fairy fingers on your Giant eye brows until you wake up again 😛
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Hmmmm interesting. Wonder what you’d do with out the ring?
Ok so the eyebrow thing is a bit weird 😲
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You wouldn’t think so if you knew about my massaging talents…. And you won’t know about my prime intentions unless you hide the ring in your back pocket 😛 LOL
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So they are good are they?
*slips off ring puts it in back pocket *
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I never got any complaint… I have magic hands 😛
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Hmmm I’ve heard that before 😜
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Yeah some people can’t deliver… I can. 😉
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Hmmmm the proof is in the pudding 🍰
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LOL good point 🙂 You better doubt my super powers, you live far away!
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It’s a healthy dose of skepticism since it can’t be proven
🤣 🤣
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Clever decision 😉 My glass is empty 😛
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Pours more. Booze
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Cheers!! Why do you good guys couple up?
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Just unlucky I guess
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*Giggles* *running a hand on your knee* I bet you’re not that sorry you did 🙂
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*takes hand*
Depends what you mean
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Oh, gentleman… I’m just trying to brag 😉
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Brag? Or bag?
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😉
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Think youll need a big bag
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LOL bRagger 😉
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😈
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Just had an idea… blogging-wise, but I’ll tell you in private, via email 😛
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LOL That was straight forward, wasn’t it? 😛
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Pretty much. 😝
I’m intrigued about what you want me drunk for?
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Scene: Both beautiful young people at the bar cease flirting and gape at the sight of an old woman tottering into the bar. She is wearing a spangled micro-mini skirt with a scrub top and bright red high heels…she had overdone the makeup with six inch long false eyelashes, one of which has attached itself to the side of her face. She is oblivious.
“Hello, Lovelies! shove on over and give a girl a seat why dontcha!” “Bartender, gimme a virgin Mary, except make it with Tanqueray Gin!”
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*hiding her envy to have such….. lenghty eye lashes*
Join in Good lady! How has your day been, so far? 🙂
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well, I have to say it has been wonderful…Bartender! Another round for my friends! So anyone up for a snogfest? Isn’t that what you children call them nowadays?
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LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL just Googled “snogfest” and snorted some of my Pinot Noir out of nose… I don’t see that happening with your and Colin’s rings on your fingers. I know, I know I slipped once with you, your hubby, Notthedane and his wife, but that was just curiosity 😛
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Hey, Cigarman, would you like an eyebrow rub too? 😉
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